archipelagoofliterarynonsense:

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

animentality:

warriorcatsofficialfacts:

warriorcatsofficialfacts:

warriorcatsofficialfacts:

warriorcatsofficialfacts:

hi do y'all mind if i misuse this blog entirely for a second. idk why i’m asking i don’t actually care they found a new snake it’s a New Snake we didn’t know about this snake before!!!!

for (sighs heavily) The Europeans that’s 7.8 meters and 199 kg

the variety in tags is great

to answer a few things people keep asking in the tags (and just provide other information)

-yes his name is freek no i don’t know why he’s wearing clothes underwater

-the snake is definetly aware he is there but he is not likely in any danger. the fact he is clearly not afraid of the snake makes it less likely he will be viewed as a prey animal

-however, even though it probably will not eat him, it absolutely could. professor freek vonk later commented that the snakes head is the size of his. snakes have a joint in their jaw that allows them to open their jaws far wider than most animals can.

-this is currently the largest snake ever recorded, however according to the local indigenous people who assisted in creating a taxon for the snake, this particular individual is not at all unusual and they even get bigger. anecdotally, it has been claimed they can reach 1100 pounds (500 kilograms). this has not been verified however, only claimed by the native peoples who are currently the source of most of our information about the snake

-i believe the specimen in the video is a female

mazzystarjpg:

-despite everything, there is still love

@arthoesunshine/ @artsheila/ @daisies-on-a-cup/ @gayarsonist / @hjarta/ @yunawinter on twitter/ @bakwaaas/ @death-born-aphrodite/ anon on gentleearth/ @classicnymph on twitter

mpregbeatles:

catgirlcreepypasta:

mpregbeatles:

I’m neither a believer in ghosts nor a disbeliever but a secret third thing

as a kid i was convinced there was a ghost in my house named Violet Delveen and also when i started going through puberty i tried to have sex with it

ad-wills:

ALT

duckdotcom:

tooies:

amazoogle:

tooies:

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

hi, frequent flyer here. they’ll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

i don’t have a vascular system this is the best i can do

andthentheywilleatthestars:

2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online